What's the best way to cook a chicken?

It does not matter how you cook a chicken. Chicken is actually one of the blandest, most tasteless foods on the planet - which is why everything else tastes like it. It competes in the blandest food category with tofu, although it doesn't actually win. No matter how you cook it, it will still be chicken.

Some of you don't believe this because you are under the impression that you like chicken, particularly if it is fried. You do not like chicken - you like fried. Fried is tasty. Chicken is chicken.

Accordingly, you are free to cook chicken in any manner whatsoever you desire and to surround it with a multitude to other foods which are actually tasty. You can put together a pretty good meal this way. Enjoy!